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{"slip": { "id": 11, "advice": "Avoid mixing Ginger Nuts with other biscuits, they contaminate. Keep separated."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 206, "advice": "Don't waste food."}}

{"fact":"The first true cats came into existence about 12 million years ago and were the Proailurus.","length":91}

{"fact":"Cat bites are more likely to become infected than dog bites.","length":60}

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